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dylan, m, 21, chicago. wannabe philosopher. lies to therapists. team arkham. everton heart

brandysaintpatience:

Conor Oberst // Metro in Chicago, IL . May 30, 2014

I spent every dollar I had at the time buying a ticket to this day-of, best show

brandysaintpatience:

Conor Oberst // Metro in Chicago, IL . May 30, 2014

I spent every dollar I had at the time buying a ticket to this day-of, best show

— 13 hours ago with 13 notes

Demi Lovato photographed by Tyler Shields

heh

(Source: dlovato-news)

— 1 day ago with 1788 notes

3.5 years self harm free y’all

— 1 day ago with 6 notes
#whatever  #it rules 
dolphinlife:

thebatglare:

shit they’re finding our weak spots

Fuck that. Ima Pokemon master!!

*wins the pokemon league**fails the drug test*

dolphinlife:

thebatglare:

shit they’re finding our weak spots

Fuck that. Ima Pokemon master!!

*wins the pokemon league*
*fails the drug test*

(via thehighwaywon26)

— 2 days ago with 305596 notes

bluntafterblunts:

Do you ever just forget that weed is illegal?

(via apatheee)

— 2 days ago with 5090 notes

andreahiguain:

Tim Howard of Everton confronts Diego Costa of Chelsea.

— 2 days ago with 249 notes
afootballobserver:

Leicester City 2-2 Everton [BPL] 16/08/2014
Aiden McGeady 20’

afootballobserver:

Leicester City 2-2 Everton [BPL] 16/08/2014

Aiden McGeady 20’

— 2 days ago with 703 notes
afootballobserver:

Everton 3-6 Chelsea [BPL] 30/08/2014
Steven Naismith 69’ (Assist: Aiden McGeady)

afootballobserver:

Everton 3-6 Chelsea [BPL] 30/08/2014

Steven Naismith 69’ (Assist: Aiden McGeady)

— 2 days ago with 160 notes

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via davidluizplease)

— 5 days ago with 321356 notes

Who tagged me: hankbieber
Replace with your own answers and then tag 10 people (nope)

  • Name: Dylan
  • Nickname: 
  • Birthday: 10 August
  • Gender: one of them
  • Sexuality: one of them
  • Height: 5’9”
  • Timezone: CST
  • What time and date is it there: 10:52pm 8/27/14
  • Average hours of sleep I get a night: I never seem to actually fall asleep unless the sun is back up, so
  • Last thing I googled was: something about Everton
  • Most used phrase(s): "so anyway—"
  • First word that comes to mind: implying
  • What I last said to a family member: ”do you think our texas grandmother actually ever spoke in tongues?
  • One place that makes me happy and why: my futon
  • How many blankets I sleep under: depends on laundry/sweatpants situation
  • Favorite beverage(s): ginger ale or beer
    Last movie I watched in the cinema: Lincoln, maybe.  more than a year ago.
    Three things I can’t live without: bookshelf, girlfriend, girlfriend’s bookshelf
  • A piece of advice to all my followers: don’t major in business
  • You all have to listen to this song: Arkham - Skeletal Machinery
— 6 days ago with 1 note
seeohthees:

euphoriatakehold:

ARE YOU EMO?Source: Seventeen Magazine, c. 1999 - 2002

i dress like both of them

sorry for wearing slip-ons and skinny jeans all these years

seeohthees:

euphoriatakehold:

ARE YOU EMO?

Source: Seventeen Magazine, c. 1999 - 2002

i dress like both of them

sorry for wearing slip-ons and skinny jeans all these years

— 6 days ago with 58994 notes